This Woman Selling Her Used Positive Pregnancy Tests Is The Epitome Of Evil

READER EMAIL: Philly Craigslist

Smitty,
I was just looking in the horrible/scary (although interesting) world of craigslist to see if anyone was selling a mini fridge for the cave for a decent price. Naturally I thought the appliance center would yield the best results….However not everything in that section has even the slightest connection to be an appliance. This made me laugh…..Gotta respect that entrepreneurial hustle

CRAIGSLIST – Want to fool your boyfriend? Play a joke on family? Finally get that guy to propose? Or use it for any other purposes that come to mind?

Brand new. as soon as you request one; from new to a positive pregnancy test result. Everything will be complete clean and sanitary before I turn over the test to you or mail it directly to you if you prefer to be anonymous. These are positive pregnancy tests, taken by a women 1-2 months pregnant. EPT, ClearBlu, or similar…not cheap toy ones.

Contact me for information? We can meet in Norristown, KoP, Plymouth Meeting or those areas, or mail if you want it to be anonymous?

C

Head on a swivel, Philly boyfriends. This is your one and only PSA. This witch needs pull a Dan Marino, die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. There can be nothing, and I mean NOTHING more satanic than a woman blackmailing a man by saying she is pregnant. Outright psychosis of the tits. And this broad is just feeding the fire. Just because she isn’t directly committing the act doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be held responsible. The bitch is right up there with the people who used to make the gas chambers for the Nazis or whoever green-lit the first Kardashian show. “C” better watch for when that one fake daddy tracks her down and takes out the abortion money he instantly gave up out on her face. Because there’s no chance newly told fathers are going to request more confirmation. Time wasted on another pregnancy test is just more time for her to change her mind.

In the end, the only tests that should matter are the one’s performed by Maury.

I can watch that a million times and it will never get old.

h/t Brendon